Real NYC app for iPhone and iPad

All the gritty details of our horrible desperate existence in New York City are now available as a sticker pack. Weve studied the gutters hard for this one, capturing real photos of everything from discarded chicken bones to our fair lady, the Statue of Liberty.

Snobby uptown consumers will marvel at how this sticker pack was made using 100% original photographs of real, authentic items from the streets of New York. That hot dog? Yeah, we bought that on the corner of Broadway and Spring. That bag of dog shit? Real too, made fresh in Cobble Hill. That roll of cash? Mostly full of ones.

The worst part of this app is its low price tag, its way too cheap. Whens the last time you bought anything in this city for less than a dollar? It should cost way more. Also, we promise that if we sell enough of these, well make one for San Francisco that costs twice as much.